So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Randomize
