You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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