After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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