now i know why i became what i already was.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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