Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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