I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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