so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So. Much. Porn.
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