what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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