This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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