so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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