we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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