Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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