just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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