I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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