Duck Duck Cougar?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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