But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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