Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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