Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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