How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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