either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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