You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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