I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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