we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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