Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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