Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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