Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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