brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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