can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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