Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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