D3 body, D1 cock
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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