i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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