i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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