Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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