My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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