I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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