The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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