There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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