I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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