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(440): View more from Ohio

so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.

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(315): View more from New York

See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday

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(703): View more from Virginia

How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet

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(702): View more from Nevada

Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?

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