is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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