She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
