susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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