I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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