It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
