Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
i think my cat just said my name.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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