is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I cockslap morals
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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