I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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