Girls should come with a carfax report
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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