Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
