i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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