Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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